Friday, May 09, 2008

Happy Birthday Israel...



Let’s try to be civilized for once and share the joy of such a memorable anniversary with our neighbor, Israel. Let’s show that we are stretching our hands for peace with the only democracy in the Middle East and prove to the Western Media that unlike they have been reporting, Israel is not surrounded by “often” hostile neighbors. I here call all my country-men and women to join me here in this post that is dedicated to celebrate the 60th anniversary of Israel.

What’s a better celebration than the one where we give a brief history listing some of the milestones, achievement and contributions to humanity of the “birthday” state, Israel?

We start the party with some milestones in the short history of the state of Israel. Noteworthy that amidst the sea which is the history of Israel, what will be mentioned here is just a drop…


Israeli Milestones:

Giving birth to a nation in Deir Yasin:
The operation was not easy and left thousands of Palestinians dead as a result of tens of massacres committed with cold blood by the birthday boys, the Israelis. Of these massacres, Deir Yassin’s is the most remembered one, although not the most notorious but it was well documented and exposed than tens of other massacres that were committed during the birth of Israel. More than 250 Palestinians who lived in this village were killed in a matter of hours. Some of the survivors said that some of them managed to escape the massacre committed by the Isreali’s Haganah brigade were captured shortly after and shown as trophies in West of Jerusalem and then taken back to Deir Yassin village where they were executed and their corpses thrown into wells. Here is a documentary about this massacre, enjoy:




Bahr Al Baqar Elementary School
Israelis have been fond of education and have given schools a special unprecedented attention. In April 8th 1970, some Isreali jet fighters bombed an Egyptian elementary school killing 31 junior students (8 to 13 year old) and injuring 26. Rumor has it that the Israelis anticipated that those children would have grown up to be terrorists.


Sabra & Shatila
In September 1982, Israel had besieged a Palestinian refugee camp in Lebanon and allowed their thugs in who killed 3500 civilians. The population of the whole camp was wiped out over night. Here are some footages of the event, enjoy:




For an aftermath eyewitness journalist report on this event, click here.



Qana I
In April 1996 (note that 3 out of 4 massacre I have listed were committed in April), the Isreali bombed a UN building in South Lebanon that was sheltering tens of children and women. The outcome was just 106 deaths. Enjoy:




Qana II, the sequel
After the failure in achieving high number of casualties in Qana I, the Israel once again in 2006 committed a second massacre in the same village killing 60 civilians of which 15 were mentally or physically handicapped children, enjoy:





I guess enough now with milestones. Killing thousands of civilians gets boring after a while. So let’s move on and have the birthday party going. We should now celebrate the contributions Israel has made to the civil world.



Israeli Contributions and Achievments:

Stone Breaking Tradition
To be accurate, this was not introduced by Israel as it was first used by the ape man few thousands of years ago when they used to use a stone to break the bones of their prey. Tradition has since died until the birth of Israel. How does it work? Simple, all what you need is a stone and a kid, preferably Palestinian. Hit him hard on the arm with the stone until it cracks, the arm not the stone of course. Not clear yet? Watch the footage then.




Reality TV
Many of you don’t know that the Israelis were the first to introduce this trendy TV programming. Years before it boomed all over the world, it existed in Israel. Here is a sample of in which a father and a son are caught on camera, in a real life situation, being shot at by Israelis. The father is trying to protect his kid and shouting: “you are killing my child”. But the Israelis are well trained, so they impressively kill the kid first so they can give the audience few extra moments of a tormented father mourning his son before they ran out of time and shot the father. All in this footage first broadcasted on French TV:



“Go Green…Go Flesh” Initiative
Researchers have found that when children see their moms being assaulted or shot at, or when they are kicked out of their homes; they might get angry and start throwing stones at the armored car of the aggressors. More dented cars means more paint job, more paint jobs means more ozone-destroying chlorofluorocarbons emitted in the air. The Israeli solution was to bring innocent pass-byers and put them in front of the armored car to receive the stones as other researchers have found that a dented human body is more environment-friendly than a dented car. More details of the process, please watch the footage:





Pre-Emptive Beach Safeguarding
Hundreds of people drown while swimming every year around the world. The regular safe guarding procedures no longer seem to suffice and it was about time to find a new set of procedures. Israel was there to develop the concept of the pre-emptive beach safeguarding. How does it work? Rather than waiting for the people to jump into the water and expose their lives to the threat of drowning, have one of your navy ships launch a missile at every Palestinian family that think of going to the beach for a picnic. Here is a demo:





While the hypocrite civilized world is celebrating the anniversary of the state of blood, Israel, hundreds of thousands of Palestinians are still displaced around the world with no home. Thousands more are suffering inhumane life conditions under Israeli siege in Gaza. Holocausts have been made every day in Palestine for the past 60 years and yet creatures around the world who dare to label themselves as human are celebrating this anniversary. Indeed, it’s a happy world that we live in.

5 comments:

أُمنية said...

happy birthday indeed,
whom do you believe have helped israel to exist more? the world, or the arabs?

i wished you have included in this post the arabs leaders' reactions to all these daily non- stop masscares.

we, the arabs, are as guilty and as hypocrite as the part of the world who is celebrating the exisitance of israel, and maybe more.

regards

annie said...

My sincere condolences for these 60 years of misery, theft and shameless occupation.
I cannot forgive the West for having created such a problem in the region, I cannot forgive it for allowing the slow death of Gaza, the murder of countless Palestinians and Lebanese and given a chance they would do same to Syrians.
Thank you for your gloomu post.
Sooner or later they will be gone, they will pack and leave. They don't belong here.

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Nice video...amazing how a battleship can bombard a beach and yes closeup footage doesn't even show a single mark in the sand where the "bombs" landed. Has anyone in your circle of friends heard of the word "propaganda"? You're mind is sick and you are a poison.

Ihsan said...

To the above commentor:

While the many investigations that were done by several parties, including the IDF, concluded that the death of this family was casued by an EXPLOSIVE.....you managed to crack the puzzle just by looking at the video....hmmm...charming indeed!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/israel/1521472/Shrapnel-clue-to-Gaza-beach-shelling.html

LORD.M.M said...

you are right ..


Happy Birthday Israel !!

we looking for more of achievement and contributions to humanity
from you brithday girl !


to all arab ..have nice day too !